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MAN CAVE 10 COMMANDMENTS Metal Tin Sign

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$30.25

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PRODUCT

MAN CAVE 10 COMMANDMENTS is a metal sign that looks perfiect in any shed or man cave.

The metal sign is a non-embossed flat product made from lightweight metal.
It has two pre-drilled holes for hanging.


DIMENSIONS
This metal sign measures approximately 32cm x 40cm

The words on this sign are: MAN CAVE 10 Com-MAN-dments

 

  1. If you’ve known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits

  2. Thou shalt never moan about the brand of free beer in a buddy’s fridge. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

  3. Women who claim they ‘love to watch sports’ must be treated as spies until thou demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.

  4. When stumbling upon another guy watching a sports event, thy may ask the score of the game in progress, but thy shall never ask who’s playing.

  5. Thou shalt never let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

  6. If a man’s fly is down, that’s his problem. Thou didn’t see anything.

  7. The girl who replies to the question ‘What do you want for Christmas?’ with ‘If you loved me, you’d know what I want!’ gets a PlayStation 3.

  8. There is no reason for guys to watch ice skating or men’s gymnastics….ever.

  9. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering they buddy’s birthday is strictly optional

  10. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but never both.

 

Logo at bottom is “International Council of man laws – supporting a dude’s right to be a dude since 1979”

 


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