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LOONEY TUNES - COMPANY POLICY Metal Tin Sign

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HLOONEY TUNES  - COMPANY POLICY is a metal sign that makes a clear statement in any workplace, house or shed.

The metal sign is a non-embossed flat product made from lightweight metal.
It has two pre-drilled holes for hanging.


DIMENSIONS
This metal sign measures approximately 32cm x 40cm

The words on this sign are:

LOONEY TUNES COMPANY POLICIES AND WORKPLACE RULES

  1. Sick Days: We no longer accept a doctors note as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor you are able to some to work.

  2. Personal Days: Each employee receives 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday and Sunday

  3. Vacation Days: All employees will take their vacation at the same time every year. Vacation days are as follows: Jan 1; Memorial Day; July 14; Labor day; Half day Dec 24; December 25

  4. Work Breaks: Somewhere between starting time and quitting time and without infringing too much on the time spent on lunch, coffee breaks, rest periods, story telling, ticket selling, golfing, auto racing, sporting events and re-hashing the previous nights prime time TV shows each employee must endeavour to find some time to be set aside and known as a work break

 

Miscellaneous:

  • If you cant get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights

  • Don't be irreplacable as if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted

  • Keep your Boss's boss off your boss's back

  • To Err is human, to forgive is not company policy

  • Following the rules will not get the job done and getting the job done is no excuse for not following the rules

  • When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it by reducing it to the question "How would Bugs Bunny handle this?

  • THANK YOU THE MANAGEMENT


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